icanlift:

WHAT
my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water

reverendmaynard:

please learn how to use “literally” because if you tell me that a boy “literally took your breath away and stole your heart” im just gonna assume he choked you to death and then sold your heart on the organ black market

(Source: shalrath, via juststephjubjub)